Hey man sorry I got all grabby
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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