smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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