he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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