Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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