he thought i was a dude.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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