from now on my penis is your penis
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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