i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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