I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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