if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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