I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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