Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
