..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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