fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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