I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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