Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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