Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Randomize
