I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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