she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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