dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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