I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I will be naked everywhere
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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