FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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