How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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