Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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