Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Did we literally take a cab across the street
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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