How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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