I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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