I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm drive I can fine osifer
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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