Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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