i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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