Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
40s are totally the cure
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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