Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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