IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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