Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
YAS. BRING CRAB.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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