Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
God, I missed his penis.
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