Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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