So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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