shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
There's always time for handjobs
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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