Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
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