what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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