You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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