In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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