There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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