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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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