just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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