I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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