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I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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