you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Alive.
So much puke
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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