the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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