What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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