Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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