Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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