you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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