you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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