Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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